Fuck that, do what the fuck makes you happy.

YEE YEE!

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 02:14:24 -0500

YEE YEE!

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:46:05 -0500

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

Video

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:42:54 -0500

lesbianswaggg: messismessy: i think i need to start watching...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:55:25 -0400

lesbianswaggg:

messismessy:

i think i need to start watching this…

ohmygod this is so accurate. i think im gunna start watching this now..

Totes buying this.

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:53:34 -0400

Totes buying this.

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:49:35 -0400

The older I get, the more I think I'm turning into George Castanza.

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:42:06 -0400

saturninefilms:

Letting go is hard for me

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:30:43 -0400

vhattitsteto:

I get too attached. I can’t let go of someone who made me happy and made memories with. The talking, the joking,smiles,laughter and just the person you got to know. It may seem easy to say but its really hard to do. You didn’t talk to that person for nothing but you sit there and wonder if you should keep going because they don’t seem to realize how you even feel or how you stopped trying. You held yourself back.

I just prayed

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:29:46 -0400

For the second day in a row I prayed. Got down on my knees next to my bed before laying down and asked God for a sign on what to do. Will she come back after all this time or will someone replace her? I just need a sign of what to do, not him to solve it for me.

Who knew I would’ve turned to something I didn’t believe in before I met her. If there isn’t a god then what made something do perfect?

"To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it."

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 02:30:46 -0400

“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.”

- Ernest Hemingway (via alecwiens)

queefball: lexiconophilia: all 46 excuses on my...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:55:56 -0400

queefball:

lexiconophilia:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

OH MY GFUCKING GOD

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Sun, 19 Aug 2012 16:49:34 -0400

Why am I such an asshole?

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 01:46:17 -0400

I mean really, why do I fuck so much shit up, constantly.

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Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:45:37 -0400

I don't understand straight men who slut-shame women.

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:38:49 -0400

mermaid-slut-queen:

Let me get this straight: you want women to have sex with you, but you don’t want them to want to have sex with you?

100% wrong about tonight.

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 23:37:27 -0400

I’m friends with him again. My night is so much better. I no longer require AS MUCH beer.

i have a feeling this is going to be a long, horrible night.

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 22:32:47 -0400

i need my friends and beer.

I can't even go a single night without crying and thinking about you...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 23:40:40 -0400

I miss your smile. I miss your laugh. The way you ate your food. How you didn’t care if you had makeup on or looked good in front of me because you knew it didn’t matter to me. How we could talk about anything. How we spent an entire week, literally, talking. You’d send me a good morning text and then we’d text, call or Skype for the rest of the day until you fell asleep on the phone with me at night. I miss your head being on my chest on the nights I stayed over at your place. The smell of your perfume and lotion. You cuddling on my arm during a movie or while you napped. How you looked so beautiful when I would wake up to your head on my chest. The way you styled your hair.

Stephanie I miss you god damnit. Why did I let this happen?

Fucking this songs chorus is just so ughhhhh

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 23:41:21 -0400

Fucking this songs chorus is just so ughhhhh:

Fuck you, bitch D:

That moment when you don't want to get "with a girl"

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 23:29:24 -0400

You just wanna be near her and hang out with her because she made your day so much better. I swear there’s only a few people I know that have felt this way. Shit sucks when they decide to remove you from their life.